dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

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fuck flying cars, guys

betterwithraptors:

Ya know, with Loki it’s all, “God of mischief” and “Attack the Earth” does anyone ever talk about his talent at Ultimate Frisbee??
Apologies because I have no idea where I put the source link for this gif

betterwithraptors:

Ya know, with Loki it’s all, “God of mischief” and “Attack the Earth” does anyone ever talk about his talent at Ultimate Frisbee??

Apologies because I have no idea where I put the source link for this gif

team-hiddleston:

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and we never forgave and we never forgot

In which Loki has no time for pint-sized Thor fangirls. [x]

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

hannigrahmy:

Abel Gideon, the true cannibal.
hannigrahmy:

Abel Gideon, the true cannibal.
hannigrahmy:

Abel Gideon, the true cannibal.

hannigrahmy:

Abel Gideon, the true cannibal.

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

my favorite comedy

(Source: smuchshypush)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos)